This Is Not a Drill. Your Mission is to Squeeze Out the Last Funsies of Summer!
People of Pulp, you’re in luck. We have the kit to help make your holiday things happen. Just in the nick of time!
While the stone fruits are plentiful in the markets, the smell of coconut oil permeates the air, and all your long-sleeved clothing is still in storage, it’s time to hot-foot it for a ‘lil late Summer getaway.
For those of us who are into listing everything so nothing gets lost, becomes confusing, or just like to be organised, here are the goods:
2024 is about to sweep you off your feet, so don’t dilly-dally. We don’t make up the rules, we just follow them (mostly), and the rule here right now is to do your darndest to fit that mini-break into your all-out schedule.
It’s Indiana Jones hat-grab-door-slide vibes. Where you are Indy, and your hat is the holiday. I salute you, Pulp Heroes, action-adventure time is now! xx