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Eleventh-Hour Energy: Plan a Last-Minute Trip Before the Holidays Self-Destruct.
This Is Not a Drill. Your Mission is to Squeeze Out the Last Funsies of Summer! People of Pulp, you’re in luck. We have the kit to help make your holiday things happen. Just in the nick of time! While the stone fruits are plentiful in the markets, the smell of coconut oil permeates the air, and all your long-sleeved clothing is still in storage, it’s time to hot-foot it for a ‘lil late Summer getaway. For those of us who are into listing everything so nothing gets lost, becomes confusing, or just like to be organised, here are...
EL SCORCHO! Summer ‘n’ Stationery: An Unlikely Power Couple.
We’re a Hot Mess, Pulpmates! And I Don’t Just Mean We’re On Fleek. Barack and Michelle, Beyonce and Jay Z, George and Amal… The list could go on! The thing about Power Couples is that they bring out the best in each other. The first power couple in history was -arguably- Marc Antony and Cleopatra. They fell in love and were politically beneficial for each other during the governance of Ancient Egypt. Serious stuff! Hollywood made a movie, and Shakespeare even wrote a play about it. Super dramatic. Summer Lovin’ Composition It's categorically toasty this year. We are incandescent!...
Well, Well, Well … If It Isn’t 2024.
2023 is Kaput. Long Live 2024! Pulp Friends! Group hug! How was it? Did you party hard? Did you party soft? Whatever you did or didn’t do, for better or worse, the party’s over. Relief, sadness, contemplation, elation. All of the above? Whatever the feels, truth be told, now there’s time to think, decompress and lean into the new year. New Year's are always loaded with expectations, revelations and resolutions! That’s a mouthful. But if you thought that putting the past behind and getting on with the Future Of You was a modern invention, then it’s time to rethink. Ye...
If Fireworks Were Words: Merry Christmas! Happy New Year! Thank You! Gesundheit!
(‘Gesundheit’ Isn’t Super Relevant Unless You’ve Got Allergies. It Just Sounds Like Fireworks To Us). Time is a construct, enjoy it while you can. The years fly by! And this one has been no different. It has been a feathery-winged soaring doozy! All the colours of the rainbow. You know what we mean. Now it’s time to pack away the year that was with some lovely ribbons and get on with the relaxation protocol. Enjoy the well-earned rest and get to the opposite of work! The History of Summer Holidays, anyone? The popular theory was that, in the 19th century, children...
Double Happiness or Double Trouble?
Yin’n’ Yang, Black’n’White, Xmas ’n’ Birthday. Sometimes Things Just Go Together, And We Don’t Even Know Why. Bafflement! The dilemma of having to get two gifts for the same person on roughly the same day. And by the way, you also have all your family and friends' gifts. It has long been established that there are always so many birthdays around Christmastime. Lucky for some! The unique Christmas kids get double the fun. But when your brain is fried from end-of-year fatigue, all you want is for someone to come along and tell you what to do … Well, you’re...